So Just Who Am I, Anyways?

I’m the one who’s writing this blog, dummy.  Your lovely little domesticated goth girl.  But I suppose you may wish to know more.  Perhaps afterwards, you’ll wish you hadn’t asked.

I am, as I am, a pink-haired, apartment-dwelling, ass-kicking twenty-something with a BA in Theatre an an interest in almost everything.  I’m egotistical enough to think that you care, and jaded enough to know that you don’t.  I’m bipolar, bisexual, and often accused of being bitter.  I live with a fraidy-cat named Guen and a dorky-cat named Heidi, a California kingsnake named Penelope, a lavender cornsnake named Daedalus, his lady-friend butter cornsnake Hypatia, and two leopard geckos: Lord Ivan the Not-So Terrible, and his lovely consort Adrasteia.  I production manage a theatre company, work as a short-term contract techie, model, and attempt to maintain a social life.  I love food, cook fabulously, live in the city even though I can’t stand it, enjoy cold weather better than hot, and have a seemingly endless well of nervous energy that drives me to maintain more hobbies than should be physically possible.  I don’t sleep much, but when I do it’s usually daylight.  And, of course, I’m happiest when naked — draw conclusions from that as you will.